Often times I think my blog posts are disjointed. And then there's this one. I can't see how I am possibly going to string these together to create a cohesive thought, but let's try.
Sarah never procrastinates because Sarah has too much to do. I mean, it's just not possible. Even if I wanted to procrastinate I couldn't. I know of a lot of other people who procrastinate and my advice to you, don't. Don't do it. Not even once. But if you do procrastinate, temper your stress with sleep, unicorns, and ice cream cones. Sleep trumps all. Sleep is when I dream of unicorns and ice cream cones and all things lovely really. It's my escape from the real world. Ice cream cones are good whether you are sleeping or are fully awake. I like my ice cream cones with chocolate ice cream and dipped in chocolate. This type of ice cream cone is clearly not for someone who is counting calories. Counting calories makes me instantly want to become angry and cry at the same time. I hate hearing about diets all the time. And it makes me want to cry because who wants to feel guilty while possibly eating the best thing on earth? That's why, if you're dreaming of ice cream cones, it's better for those calorie counters out there. It's guilt free.
Scotland. The land of thick accents, green plaid skirts men wear: affectionately known as kilts, and unicorns. Unicorns are Scotland's national animal. True story. Not making it up. And so if you were having a hard time identifying perhaps the strangest and coolest country around, well I just make up your mind for you. You're welcome.
I was unsure what to blog about so I asked my Facebook friends for ideas. My lovely best friend, affectionately known as Emy Lee, Watson, Em, Emilee and maybe a few more said I should write about her. So here goes: Emilee has a heart of gold. We are similar in so many ways and totally different in others. She has a boyfriend. I don't. (Sort of by my choice but still.) She has blonde hair. And I don't. She changes her mind a lot. I don't. We both love to travel. We both love Gilbert from Anne of Green Gables. We will both watch action movies as much as we watch chick flicks. We both love ourselves some coffee. We both love kids. Em is a one in a million type of friend. Though we've only known each other through middle and high school, I feel like sometimes there is never a point we haven't known each other. Even when I'm a terrible friend and have no time to hang out, she waits patiently and encourages me all throughout it. We have the best of times together. As we go through this crazy thing called life and next big monumental thing called graduation, we continue to be best friends. I love her. All the good and the bad. And I love her because she sees me at my best and worst and never thinks anything less of me. Our friendship is one where we might be thousands of miles apart, but it won't matter because we will still be the best of friends.
Em and I have a funny meme that makes us laugh so much.
I can't even tell you why it's so funny to me. And honestly, I can laugh about this stupid meme for hours at a time. And recently, Emy and I have inserted just about anything after the "Ma!". "Ma, the room!" "Ma, the adult life." And frankly it might not be funny to anyone else but I just want to die. This cat. The Meatloaf. It's too much. I posted memes to my Facebook wall this last week, and the themes were all about finals and honestly, it was so relatable to everyone that I think everyone could enjoy it. School is officially over for me tomorrow morning and it makes me so happy! This past week was not one I would want to repeat but how awesome it feels having it over!
My room as a result of school and work was sad. Very sad. I wanted to weep quite frankly. Not really. I don't weep. But, it made me sad. So today, I spent a couple hours cleaning it up, and it feels so so great having it all done! I mean seriously. It feels just as good as finishing a final. True story.
So that's that. I think I was somehow able to cohesively bring this blog post together even though there were a lot of random ideas thrown in. Much love and thanks for the ideas to talk about!
